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Synchro : b@b@m@ni@ (v. 1.2)
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Hi, I'm Rusty Cartwright.
I'm a freshman. College!
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Pretty exciting, huh?
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Tomorrow night, we are gonna host
over 1,000 girls for rush.
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And we're gonna get all types.
We're the best,
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so of course
we accept nothing less.
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Now, what can you tell me
about Ashleigh
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just from her appearance?
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Anyone?
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There are four things
that I see right away.
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One : the stain on the right side
of her Theory shirt. Means she's sloppy.
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Two : her Marc Jacobs skirt looks
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brand new, but is last season,
so I'm guessing clearance rack raid.
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Three : her Prada shoes, while quite
nice, are too big for her feet.
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Probably on loan from a friend
with better taste
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and more money. Four...
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The bags under her eyes.
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She's a party girl who's probably
still drunk from last night.
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That's all true!
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Thank you, ladies.
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Speaking of, when talking to rushees,
do not discuss drinking, drugs, or sex.
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- What if they ask about it?
- We have a reputation to uphold.
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Lie!
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Remember, I don't care if she's
the lamest, fattest girl in the room.
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Your mission is to make every girl
who walks through that door
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wanna kill to be your best friend.
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Clear?
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Why don't we break for the day?
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Maybe...
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... we could go to the
retirement center,
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spread some cheer,
rack up on our philanthropy hours.
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I know, I'm like a stand-up comedian
all of a sudden, right?
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Rush just makes me so rowdy!
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Everyone with an ID,
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fake or real, meet me at
Dobbler's in exactly one hour.
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Move out!
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Casey, walk with me.
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Oh, you came to play.
I'm impressed.
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Frannie, please.
This is rush.
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So, I have some inside scoop.
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Rebecca Logan,
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daughter of our fair state senator, is
coming here this fall, and she's rushing
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I want her. Having a senator's daughter
could do so much for us.
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That's as good as a Bush twin.
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But without the whole...
war thing.
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Having a high-profile pledge like
her puts more alumni money
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- in the party fund.
- Exactly.
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The sluts at Tri Pi have already
taken her to Canyon Lake,
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so we have to up our game,
sell our reputation,
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and sell the fact that we have a direct
line to the hottest guys on campus.
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From what I hear, she's a little boring,
so give her all the help you can.
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Maybe recruit that stud
boyfriend of yours
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and some of his Omega Chi brothers.
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No worries.
It's in the bag.
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And Casey,
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as you know,
I am graduating this spring.
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And I am seriously considering
who will be my successor.
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Being president of Zeta Beta...
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Is the most prestigious honor
offered at this college.
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It tells the world you are
the best of the best.
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It changed my life.
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You're campus royalty.
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Land Rebecca Logan...
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and you could be the heir
to my throne.
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- Call you later. - No, Casey, wait.
Do you know where Cal...
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1x01 Pilot
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I'm Dale.
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All right.
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Hey, Dale. Nice to meet you.
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A Yankee, huh?
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I guess.
I'm from Chicago.
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I didn't realize
people still used that word.
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Oh, I didn't
mean anything by it.
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I mean, you gotta be pretty smart
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to get in the honors
engineering program.
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How'd you know that?
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This is the honors engineering floor.
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You know, it seems kinda weird
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puttin'us all in here together,
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considering how competitive
the program can get. But...
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I mean, you...
you don't gotta worry.
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Um, I am not into that stuff.
I'm just real, real confident...
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... when it comes to my grades.
Graduated with a 3.7.
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Got a... 2110 on my SATs.
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- Cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
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How about you?
How'd you do?
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I... 3.9-something
and 2280.
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Right, right...
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- Are you going to the big department
orientation party tonight? - A party?
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College party?
Yeah, it sounds great.
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Uh... germs.
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Fantastic.
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Okay, here is to the future
of Madame President.
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Nothing is definite yet, but
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this is seriously what I've wanted
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since I came to Cyprus-Rhodes.
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It's huge for me.
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And now it's yours for the taking.
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Good lord.
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What the hell is that idiot doing?
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Good thing you won't ever date him.
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Oh wait, you did!
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You sure are eating
a lot of chips, Ash.
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Rush starts tomorrow.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Evenin'.
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Have you no self-respect?
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In my book, you gotta
respect yourself a lot
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to walk around showing off
a package this early before Christmas.
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Takes you back, doesn't it?
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Oh, yeah... to those drunken nights
at the Kappa Tau house,
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having the choice of
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seeing you get stoned, or
watching Old School for the 900th time.
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Don't go getting
all nostalgic on me.
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Look, Case, the reason
I broke up with you is...
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I dumped you.
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And the important thing is,
we both can love again.
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Hey, Crappie.
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The name's Cappie.
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For that, I truly am sorry.
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Haven't they taught you Kappa Tau boys
how to dress yourselves yet?
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Well, Evan, we Kappa Tau boys spend
so much time with our clothes off,
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we just figured, why bother?
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Your girlfriend and I were just
talking about that, actually.
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That's my cue.
Always a pleasure.
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What were you thinking?
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I was young
and naive.
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Call you later, Rusty.
Promise.
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No, no, wait.
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Oh... My stupid brother.
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You have a brother?
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Casey?
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Casey?
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Boy in the house!
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You didn't tell'em
you had a brother?
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Rusty, what are you doing here?
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You wouldn't return my calls.
What was I supposed to do?
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I knew we'd have to figure out
this new situation at some point.
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I accept that you go here now.
It's...
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- A given? - I'd like to say
unavoidable, but that sounds too harsh.
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- Inevitable?
- That's it!
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You being here is... inevitable.
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So I thought maybe...
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I could coordinate a monthly brunch.
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Where we get together, catch up.
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I'm totally willing to do that.
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You might not have to.
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I've decided that I want
to rush a fraternity.
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No.
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- Why not?
- Euh...
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because guys in fraternities are hot.
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And... they have upper bodies.
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They don't study engineering.
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Polymer science.
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See, guys in fraternities
would kick your ass
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just for saying
"polymer science. "
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It's not like I'm saying
I want to join your sority.
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Look, I was at
an engineering party last night
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with my roommate,
who I suspect is kinda racist.
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And we stood around
a multipurpose room, talking
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about all the theoretical scientific
inconsistencies of The Matrix.
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- And this is weird for you because...
- There were robots, Casey. Robots.
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Look... I wanna have
a real college experience.
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- I wanna have fun.
- You don't know how to have fun!
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But I can learn!
Isn't that what college is for?
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Hell, no.
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You and I,
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we've always stayed
in our respective worlds.
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I never crashed one of your
gay camp sleepovers.
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- Wilderness excursions.
- Whatever.
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My point is...
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you have your world,
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and I have mine.
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But I don't have
a world anymore.
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Please.
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Help me.
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I'm trying to help you.
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You're not fraternity material.
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You're just gonna be
disappointed.
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I'm gonna do it, Casey.
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- Monthly brunches. I'll call you.
- I will join a fraternity!
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Okay, gather'round, everybody.
Gather'round.
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Eyes and ears on me.
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The first house
we're gonna be visiting tonight
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is Lambda Sigma Omega.
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Over the next couple of hours,
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we're gonna be visiting
all 14 houses on campus. So...
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if you have any last-minute
letters of recommendation,
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Be sure you get those out tonight.
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Hold on to those letters
of recommendation
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until you get to the house
of your first choice.
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Letters of recommendation?
Is he serious?
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They're not required.
More of an unspoken necessity.
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Weed out.
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Medical school admissions
are less involved than this.
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Welcome to the Greek system.
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So how important is athletics
to the Lambda Sigs?
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Real important. We're intramural
champs four years in a row.
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You guys play football?
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Oh, I played for a year.
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In Little League.
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I was All-State quarterback
for my high school.
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The university courted me,
but I opted out of playing
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so I could focus
on sports medicine.
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- What was your name again?
- Calvin Owens.
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Glad to meet you.
Let me introduce you around.
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So you guys have some
raging toga parties, huh?
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Anyway, wax is okay,
but it builds up in your hair.
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- Pomade's better.
- See, I learned this trick
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when I was modeling in Milan.
You just take a...
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- You modeled in Milan?
- Oh, nothing major. I mean...
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just a couple summers.
I was offered a deal with Abercrombie,
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but I turned it down so I could
come here and study communications.
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That's what I'm studying!
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- Get out!
- Calvin, right?
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Shalom.
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Calvin Rosenberg.
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I really love traveling
places with beaches.
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And sand.
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- Yeah... sand's great.
- Excuse me.
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- Casey, can I borrow you a sec?
- Thank you.
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That girl was verbally handicapped.
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Rebecca Logan's here...
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I've greeted her, and I've already
told her that I wanted her to meet you.
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Make me proud.
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Rebecca? Hi.
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It's so nice to meet you.
I'm Casey Cartwright.
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- Hi. Beautiful house.
- Oh, well, thank you.
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It was designed
by the Irish architect
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Charles D. McKenzie, and erected
in the 19th century Colonial style.
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- I know. I'm a fan of his.
- You have great taste.
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So let's cut to the chase.
Tell me about the Zeta Betas socially.
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We have an awesome time.
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We cohost mixers
with Omega Chi,
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who are the hottest guys on campus.
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We have formals, date dashes,
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unbelievable trips.
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And those don't get too crazy,
do they?
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Our reputation on campus
is based on our tradition of upholding
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the graceful qualities of a fine,
honorable woman.
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Good for you.
Well, it was great meeting you, Cassie.
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Sitting this one out?
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Shoulda sat out
this whole night.
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I had no idea
it'd be this hard.
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These guys aren't gonna
take me seriously.
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Even these fish
are judging me.
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Maybe you shouldn't take it
so seriously.
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00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,726
It's a fraternity.
It's all about fun.
251
00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:10,996
- So have fun.
- You having fun, Calvin Rosenberg?
252
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,682
I'm having a blast. Look...
253
00:13:13,932 --> 00:13:15,842
it doesn't matter what I told
those other guys.
254
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,169
I'm a Omega Chi legacy.
255
00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:21,909
- I'm stuck here. - You're a legacy,
so you can't screw up.
256
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:28,517
Relax. You seem like a really nice,
smart guy. Just be yourself.
257
00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:32,818
And if that doesn't work,
be someone else.
258
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,497
No one knows you here.
You can be anyone you want.
259
00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:38,240
All right?
Hey. Ready?
260
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:40,545
Let's go. Time's running out.
261
00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:45,053
So we have a lot of parties here.
It's really cool. There's...
262
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:48,356
Hey, guys.
My name's Calvin Owens.
263
00:13:48,469 --> 00:13:50,787
My dad was an Omega Chi,
class of'85.
264
00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,155
This is my buddy
Rusty Cartwright.
265
00:13:53,342 --> 00:13:55,087
He was on The O.C.
266
00:13:55,871 --> 00:13:57,242
You're Casey's little brother.
267
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,805
- How'd you know?
- I'm her boyfriend. I'm Evan.
268
00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,857
- I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
- I didn't know she had a brother.
269
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,219
Not till yesterday.
270
00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,306
You know, she also didn't
tell me you were rushing.
271
00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:10,578
Well... she wanted it to be fair.
272
00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:12,573
No playing favorites.
273
00:14:13,134 --> 00:14:15,776
Shoot, well, that's what
this process is all about.
274
00:14:16,025 --> 00:14:18,082
So tell me, Rusty,
why are you rushing?
275
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:20,756
To join a fraternity.
276
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:27,362
Well, I don't know if you're aware
of the following statistic.
277
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:30,665
2% of the American male
population was in a fraternity.
278
00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:31,985
It's not a lot of people,
279
00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:36,324
but that 2% represents some of the
most influential men in this country.
280
00:14:36,479 --> 00:14:39,759
43 CEOs of the top 50
U.S. companies are Greek,
281
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:44,709
and all but three of the U.S. presidents
since 1825 were in fraternities.
282
00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:49,259
But, I mean, prestige aside, I like
the idea of having a group of friends
283
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:53,279
who share a sense of tradition
fostered by an institution
284
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,024
that's over two centuries old.
285
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,951
Brothers for life.
Right?
286
00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:07,987
That is the best answer
I have heard all night.
287
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:14,282
Okay, everybody, time's up.
One house to go.
288
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,514
Hey, Rusty, you know...
289
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,945
when you guys are done,
you should swing back by.
290
00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:21,503
You know, we'll be hanging out.
291
00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:23,171
Just... nothing too fancy,
having some beers,
292
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,235
maybe some girls...
for you single gents.
293
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,109
Wink wink, nudge nudge.
But seriously, you should come by.
294
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,154
- Thanks, Evan.
- No problem.
295
00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:39,484
Okay.
Here you go, guys.
296
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:43,473
Good luck.
I'll... I'll see you later.
297
00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:07,862
I'm Wade Matthews,
rush chair.
298
00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:18,428
So... who here
has heard about us?
299
00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:21,731
Knows our reputation?
If you have, please, raise your hand.
300
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,345
Wonderful. All right,
everyone with your hand up,
301
00:16:25,844 --> 00:16:26,851
get out.
302
00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:29,043
Now.
303
00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:38,401
All right, you three...
come with me.
304
00:16:43,574 --> 00:16:44,634
Come on.
305
00:16:51,364 --> 00:16:52,735
All clear!
306
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,140
Holy crap.
307
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:05,648
We prefer virgins.
Welcome to Kappa Tau.
308
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,199
Kappa Tau!
309
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,164
I'm gonna go grab a drink.
310
00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:27,883
I'm Cappie.
President of Kappa Tau Gamma.
311
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,176
Sorry for all the secrecy,
312
00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:32,494
but the Hellenic ass clowns don't
allow this type of fiesta during rush.
313
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:36,443
So we keep it on the D.L.
Name? Home state?
314
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,818
I'm Rusty Cartwright.
I'm from Illinois.
315
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,700
Really?
Do you know Casey Cartwright?
316
00:17:42,081 --> 00:17:43,803
Yeah, she's my sister.
317
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:47,231
- I didn't know she had a brother.
- Did she not tell anyone about me?
318
00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:53,229
- How do you know her?
- Uh... in the Biblical sense.
319
00:17:53,675 --> 00:17:55,078
From church.
320
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:58,115
- Trade ya.
- Hey, I know this guy.
321
00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,219
Rusty, this is the Beaver.
322
00:18:00,342 --> 00:18:02,166
Like the TV show?
323
00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:04,859
The TV... the TV...
Who sent you?
324
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:07,877
What are you, a narc? Come on,
there's someone else I want you to meet.
325
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:12,542
Hot girl, Rusty.
Rusty, hot girl.
326
00:18:13,063 --> 00:18:14,367
Okay, now it's real easy.
327
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:17,044
It's salt, shot, lime.
328
00:18:17,415 --> 00:18:18,476
S, S, L.
329
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:20,271
Yeah, whatever you need, little man.
330
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:24,479
First, we sprinkle a little salt
on her tightly toned tummy.
331
00:18:24,691 --> 00:18:29,230
We take the shot in this hand.
Slip the lime into her mouth.
332
00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:33,359
Right.
I can do this.
333
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:41,614
Sorry.
334
00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:00,919
Oh, my God.
335
00:19:02,711 --> 00:19:04,113
I'm so sorry. I'm so...
336
00:19:04,203 --> 00:19:05,862
What the hell did you do
to my girlfriend?
337
00:19:05,997 --> 00:19:07,058
I never had tequila before.
338
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:08,968
Calm down, calm down.
It was an accident.
339
00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:11,064
- He didn't mean to do it.
- He spit on my girlfriend's face.
340
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,798
But licking salt off
her stomach is acceptable?
341
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,783
- I'm gonna kick your ass!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
342
00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:36,356
- I gotta go.
- No, no, no, it's okay.
343
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,316
- The bad man can't hurt you now.
- No... no, I'm late.
344
00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:40,938
It's great meeting you, Cappie.
345
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,834
It's great meeting you too.
346
00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:48,897
I like him. Salt me.
347
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,855
Excuse me.
348
00:19:58,134 --> 00:20:00,159
I'm looking for Evan.
349
00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:04,054
Sorry.
350
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,155
Evan ?
351
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,264
Susan, don't.
352
00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:51,295
- Yes?
353
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,244
- I'm looking for Rusty.
- It's a little early for visitors.
354
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,069
What are you,
one of his frat bros?
355
00:21:02,174 --> 00:21:03,181
Rusty?
356
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:05,552
I'm gonna wait outside.
357
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,888
Look, I'd like to personally
apologize for last night.
358
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:15,808
My actions were...
they were simply inexcusable.
359
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,768
Look, I'd never do anything
to hurt Casey.
360
00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:22,917
I don't know you all that well, Evan,
361
00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:24,981
but I'd like to give you
the benefit of the doubt.
362
00:21:26,713 --> 00:21:28,426
That means a lot.
363
00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:31,723
You know, I knew you were
the type of guy I wanted in my corner.
364
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:36,417
And that is why I'm going to offer you
a bid to join the Omega Chis.
365
00:21:36,553 --> 00:21:41,728
- Really? Are you serious?
- Absolutely. You're a smart guy.
366
00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:45,276
- You know, we'd be lucky to have you.
- Thanks, Evan. - No problem.
367
00:21:47,146 --> 00:21:49,405
So I can trust that...
what happened last night,
368
00:21:49,529 --> 00:21:50,885
that's just between
us brothers, right?
369
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,365
You're not gonna tell Casey?
370
00:21:55,462 --> 00:21:56,864
Look...
371
00:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,668
I made a horrible mistake.
372
00:22:00,136 --> 00:22:01,304
Okay?
But...
373
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,460
it was one transgression.
374
00:22:03,653 --> 00:22:05,355
And it's not gonna happen again, so...
375
00:22:05,543 --> 00:22:07,453
I don't see why Casey
would need to know.
376
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,717
Take that speech last night.
377
00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:12,365
43 CEOs.
All those presidents.
378
00:22:12,522 --> 00:22:13,845
I mean, we are all fallible.
379
00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:16,961
- Yeah, but she's my sister.
- We could be your brothers.
380
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:20,606
Look, consider this
a test of loyalty.
381
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:24,578
- You're asking me to lie.
- I'm asking you not to tell her.
382
00:22:26,059 --> 00:22:28,707
Come on.
Don't be such a Boy Scout.
383
00:22:28,907 --> 00:22:30,265
It's time to man up.
384
00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:33,225
You wanted to join a fraternity.
This is what it's all about.
385
00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:35,484
And brothers stick together.
386
00:22:36,497 --> 00:22:37,587
For life.
387
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:47,234
That's Rebecca Logan.
388
00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:56,893
Rebecca, do you remember me?
389
00:22:57,516 --> 00:22:58,996
The architecture freak?
390
00:22:59,853 --> 00:23:01,644
- Cassie?
- Casey.
391
00:23:03,748 --> 00:23:06,520
Isn't it against the rules for you
to talk to me and hold me captive
392
00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:08,502
in public restaurant rooms
during rush and stuff?
393
00:23:09,617 --> 00:23:12,544
And yes. That's why this entire
conversation is off the record.
394
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,615
I'm aware that you basically have
your pick of any sority on campus,
395
00:23:15,777 --> 00:23:17,796
but no one wants you
more than Zeta Beta.
396
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:19,963
You could join another sority
and be their star,
397
00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:22,158
but at Zeta Beta,
you'd be with the best.
398
00:23:22,283 --> 00:23:24,807
We have the best parties,
the hottest guys,
399
00:23:25,274 --> 00:23:26,901
and I am willing to give you
400
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,290
not only a bid
401
00:23:28,399 --> 00:23:30,523
right now, but a bonus offer
you can't refuse.
402
00:23:31,272 --> 00:23:34,104
- What are you offering?
- Anything. You name it, it's yours.
403
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,507
I want my own room.
404
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,131
Done.
405
00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:41,739
- Family vacation homes?
- We girls share everything.
406
00:23:45,129 --> 00:23:46,173
I'm in.
407
00:23:49,101 --> 00:23:52,372
- Are you gonna tell your sister?
- I have to. Don't I?
408
00:23:53,151 --> 00:23:55,090
If you do, you can
kiss Omega Chi good-bye.
409
00:23:55,379 --> 00:23:57,501
- Well, what other choice do I have?
- You could forget about
410
00:23:57,675 --> 00:23:59,539
this whole ridiculous fraternity thing.
411
00:24:00,989 --> 00:24:02,457
I'm sure your sister
is a lovely person.
412
00:24:02,706 --> 00:24:04,524
But it doesn't sound like you two
are that close anyway.
413
00:24:04,674 --> 00:24:06,939
You said so yourself...
she wouldn't help you with rush.
414
00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:08,731
- Rusty?
- Yeah, Dale?
415
00:24:09,387 --> 00:24:11,934
I know that that I may seem
like just a Christian hick
416
00:24:12,107 --> 00:24:13,982
with a very bright future
ahead of him, but...
417
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,413
Can I give you
some advice?
418
00:24:19,429 --> 00:24:20,437
Sure.
419
00:24:23,403 --> 00:24:24,444
These guys.
420
00:24:24,734 --> 00:24:26,413
You've known'em
for a couple of hours.
421
00:24:27,127 --> 00:24:28,859
But she's been your sister
for 18 years.
422
00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:31,897
She's always gonna be
your sister. Now...
423
00:24:32,746 --> 00:24:35,402
I know that you came here to have fun
and join a fraternity,
424
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,627
and sin in the eyes of God, but...
425
00:24:38,284 --> 00:24:41,369
you could be missing out on
creating a relationship with her.
426
00:24:55,784 --> 00:24:57,675
At least you're not
wandering into the house.
427
00:24:58,022 --> 00:24:59,770
- That's an improvement.
- I need to talk to you.
428
00:25:00,028 --> 00:25:03,353
Is this about brunch? I'm still working
on scheduling. All TBD.
429
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,989
It's not about brunch.
430
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:08,806
This is about you listening to me
for two minutes. Can you do that?
431
00:25:09,585 --> 00:25:11,844
- Did you go through rush?
- Casey!
432
00:25:12,389 --> 00:25:13,713
What is it?
433
00:25:15,984 --> 00:25:17,920
I was at the Omega Chi house
last night,
434
00:25:18,387 --> 00:25:21,292
- and I saw Evan... - Wait, I don't
know if I want to hear this...
435
00:25:21,415 --> 00:25:24,260
- With another girl... - Rusty!
- He was in a private room. And...
436
00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,904
they were kissing.
437
00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:29,085
And, you know,
they were gonna...
438
00:25:29,219 --> 00:25:30,358
have sex.
439
00:25:33,136 --> 00:25:34,927
- You misinterpreted.
- I didn't.
440
00:25:36,329 --> 00:25:38,510
- Then you're lying.
- Casey.
441
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:42,094
Have I ever lied to you?
442
00:25:48,537 --> 00:25:49,550
Are you okay?
443
00:25:50,095 --> 00:25:51,108
Um... no.
444
00:25:53,912 --> 00:25:56,716
- I gotta go.
- Wait. Casey, talk to me.
445
00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:59,676
- Is there anything I can do?
- Look, I don't need your help, Rusty.
446
00:25:59,828 --> 00:26:01,157
Just go away.
447
00:26:06,142 --> 00:26:07,310
I'm sorry.
448
00:26:15,524 --> 00:26:16,575
Are you okay?
449
00:26:16,798 --> 00:26:18,680
Uh, yeah, it's... it's nothing.
450
00:26:19,927 --> 00:26:20,942
Honey...
451
00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:24,915
I heard about Evan hooking up
with Rebecca Logan.
452
00:26:25,226 --> 00:26:27,658
Rebecca Logan?
She was the girl?
453
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:30,714
That whore!
God, she's ugly, and...
454
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,689
I gave her a bid
this morning.
455
00:26:33,063 --> 00:26:34,186
Did she accept?
456
00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:35,931
Seriously?
457
00:26:36,368 --> 00:26:37,989
Sorry, sweetie.
458
00:26:38,662 --> 00:26:39,908
Have you talked with Evan yet?
459
00:26:40,002 --> 00:26:41,299
No, I'm too mad.
460
00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:43,892
I don't want him to think
I'm dumping him out of spite.
461
00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:46,137
You're breaking up with him?
462
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:47,434
He cheated on me.
463
00:26:47,544 --> 00:26:49,195
With one of our pledges.
464
00:26:49,362 --> 00:26:50,542
So she did accept the bid.
465
00:26:50,732 --> 00:26:52,786
Yes, she accepted
the stupid bid.
466
00:26:55,912 --> 00:26:58,805
Well, all I'm suggesting
467
00:26:59,012 --> 00:27:00,498
is you think about this :
468
00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:02,296
I hate to say it, but
469
00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:03,503
but he is Evan Chambers.
470
00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:05,090
His family owns half this state.
471
00:27:05,538 --> 00:27:08,332
You two are on your way to
becoming "the" couple on campus.
472
00:27:08,581 --> 00:27:10,925
When I mentioned you
being president someday,
473
00:27:11,199 --> 00:27:13,444
I can't lie and say
that he didn't factor into that.
474
00:27:13,843 --> 00:27:15,389
What it comes down to is,
475
00:27:15,688 --> 00:27:17,533
how bad do you want it?
476
00:27:18,247 --> 00:27:19,278
I want it, but...
477
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:20,676
Think of it like this.
478
00:27:21,025 --> 00:27:24,516
You would be giving up everything
you worked so hard for because...
479
00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:26,661
... he slept with someone else?
480
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:28,506
That's not fair.
481
00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:30,207
So what do I do ?
482
00:27:30,606 --> 00:27:33,150
Just overlook it?
Forgive and forget?
483
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:34,646
Listen to me.
484
00:27:34,895 --> 00:27:36,891
If you want to be powerful,
485
00:27:37,435 --> 00:27:39,148
then you have to learn
to not let things like this
486
00:27:39,303 --> 00:27:41,463
get in the way of what you want.
487
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:44,921
You do what you need to do
to make it right in your mind.
488
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,739
That's it.
489
00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:08,100
"Mr. Cartwright,
you are cordially invited
490
00:28:08,216 --> 00:28:11,719
to attend the Bid Night party this
evening at 8:00 p.m. at Dobbler's.
491
00:28:11,843 --> 00:28:14,861
Congratulations,
welcome to Omega Chi Delta. "
492
00:28:15,809 --> 00:28:17,804
"Rusty, you're a Kappa Tau. Cappie. "
493
00:28:32,491 --> 00:28:33,788
You up for some competition ?
494
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,779
You know I suck at pool.
495
00:28:37,879 --> 00:28:40,073
Ah, that's okay.
I'll give you a handicap.
496
00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:42,939
Sure.
497
00:28:43,365 --> 00:28:44,445
I'll break.
498
00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:48,652
So what brings you out here tonight?
499
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,831
You do remember that
I introduced you to this place?
500
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,590
I'm just taking a night off
from Greek life.
501
00:28:55,223 --> 00:28:56,969
A night off
at my secret place.
502
00:28:57,418 --> 00:28:58,475
Secret place ?
503
00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,476
You sound like
a 12-year-old girl.
504
00:29:02,321 --> 00:29:04,316
Let's put some stakes on this, huh?
505
00:29:04,514 --> 00:29:07,271
It's no fun playing when there ain't
something on the line, right?
506
00:29:07,770 --> 00:29:08,917
If you win,
507
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,613
what do you want?
508
00:29:13,605 --> 00:29:15,052
How about 100 bucks?
509
00:29:17,446 --> 00:29:18,459
And what do you want?
510
00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:21,933
What do you think?
511
00:29:23,879 --> 00:29:24,978
You're trying to take advantage of me
512
00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:28,383
because I'm a little drunk and
a lot bad at this game, aren't you?
513
00:29:33,096 --> 00:29:34,129
You're on.
514
00:29:40,694 --> 00:29:43,111
Wait, what's my handicap again?
515
00:29:43,309 --> 00:29:44,838
Two balls.
516
00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:48,292
Of course.
517
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,517
I took a class over the summer.
518
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,882
So, where's Numbnuts?
519
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,757
Evan's at Bid Night.
520
00:30:07,853 --> 00:30:09,432
I was talking about Rusty.
521
00:30:12,657 --> 00:30:14,464
Now... now how would Evan feel
522
00:30:14,818 --> 00:30:16,833
knowing you think
his nuts are numb ?
523
00:30:17,573 --> 00:30:19,152
I don't know
what Rusty's doing.
524
00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:22,161
Don't you think it's a little weird
that we dated for over a year
525
00:30:22,339 --> 00:30:24,262
and you never mentioned
you had a brother?
526
00:30:24,361 --> 00:30:25,749
Sibling rivalry, I guess.
527
00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:28,259
And, uh... something I'm not
talking about on my night out.
528
00:30:34,081 --> 00:30:35,153
You know, Cap,
529
00:30:35,462 --> 00:30:38,768
I hope I didn't hurt you
when I ended things.
530
00:30:40,085 --> 00:30:41,417
Who said it's over ?
531
00:30:47,141 --> 00:30:48,424
Last ball.
532
00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:50,151
Don't scratch.
533
00:31:01,953 --> 00:31:02,989
Did you mean to do that?
534
00:31:05,555 --> 00:31:06,601
No.
535
00:31:29,318 --> 00:31:31,143
Oh, hey, Rusty. What's up, man?
You made it.
536
00:31:31,272 --> 00:31:33,610
Yeah. Where's Evan?
537
00:31:35,732 --> 00:31:36,755
By the bar.
538
00:31:44,218 --> 00:31:45,332
Ginger ale.
539
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,512
Excuse me. Evan.
540
00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,875
There you are, man.
Here he is.
541
00:31:52,049 --> 00:31:54,160
Congratulations, buddy!
We're happy to have you.
542
00:31:54,505 --> 00:31:55,508
I told her.
543
00:31:55,824 --> 00:31:56,828
You told who what?
544
00:31:57,001 --> 00:31:58,403
I told Casey
you cheated on her.
545
00:32:00,993 --> 00:32:02,025
When ?
546
00:32:02,141 --> 00:32:03,511
What difference does it make?
547
00:32:04,211 --> 00:32:05,790
I just thought
that you should know that.
548
00:32:05,909 --> 00:32:07,327
And also, I'm decling your bid.
549
00:32:08,353 --> 00:32:09,498
You don't decline us.
550
00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:11,748
All right, we decline you.
551
00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:13,850
You couldn't keep your mouth shut.
552
00:32:13,985 --> 00:32:15,625
You had to go be
a little bitch about things!
553
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:17,996
She's devastated
because of what you did.
554
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,355
She's too good for you.
555
00:32:29,996 --> 00:32:31,891
That was a mistake,
little man.
556
00:32:37,101 --> 00:32:38,443
Hey, nothing to see here, folks.
557
00:32:39,114 --> 00:32:40,693
Everybody,
go back to your beers.
558
00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,386
What the hell are you doing?
559
00:32:53,636 --> 00:32:54,667
I'm manning up.
560
00:33:06,893 --> 00:33:08,432
Get this punk out of here.
561
00:33:08,906 --> 00:33:10,485
This is a private party.
562
00:33:10,919 --> 00:33:12,616
I want his ass
thrown in jail.
563
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:16,525
Come on.
564
00:34:01,746 --> 00:34:03,676
Those aren't mine either,
in case you're wondering.
565
00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,343
The less information,
the better.
566
00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:09,224
How about some breakfast?
567
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:12,734
You make such tasty omelets.
How about it, huh ? For old times'sake?
568
00:34:13,131 --> 00:34:15,170
- Later, Cap.
- We're not gonna cuddle?
569
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:19,425
Last night
was a one-time thing.
570
00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,084
Well, it wasn't just
one time last night.
571
00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:22,304
I'm saying...
572
00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:23,496
it's done.
573
00:34:23,607 --> 00:34:25,975
Not to be repeated,
in every sense of the word.
574
00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,541
Understand?
Last night was...
575
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,620
it was just a fond trip
down memory lane.
576
00:34:32,251 --> 00:34:33,261
Fond ?
577
00:34:34,225 --> 00:34:35,335
Call me!
578
00:34:50,636 --> 00:34:51,702
Okay, it's clear.
579
00:34:52,373 --> 00:34:54,769
Go out that window.
There's a lattice you can climb down.
580
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:59,264
Listen, you know, this doesn't mean
I'm gay or anything.
581
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:01,040
I'm not gay.
582
00:35:01,554 --> 00:35:02,619
I was just drunk.
583
00:35:05,868 --> 00:35:06,868
See you, Keith.
584
00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:08,052
It's Heath.
585
00:35:08,892 --> 00:35:09,939
Right.
586
00:35:25,967 --> 00:35:27,000
We were studying.
587
00:35:27,151 --> 00:35:28,202
For a project.
588
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,446
And I fell asleep.
589
00:35:33,141 --> 00:35:34,213
You guys suck.
590
00:35:56,178 --> 00:35:57,484
What the hell
were you thinking?
591
00:35:57,629 --> 00:36:00,392
A bar fight with Evan ? You're
the size of, like, one of his arms.
592
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:02,405
- I was defending your honor.
- My honor ?
593
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,863
That's the lamest thing I ever heard.
Why couldn't you just...
594
00:36:04,983 --> 00:36:06,618
... stay out of it?
He's my boyfriend.
595
00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:09,037
- It's my business.
- You mean, was your boyfriend.
596
00:36:10,497 --> 00:36:11,760
You're staying with him?
597
00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:15,417
You're pathetic.
598
00:36:15,826 --> 00:36:17,049
Don't judge me!
599
00:36:17,918 --> 00:36:19,260
Don't you dare judge me.
600
00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:21,749
I don't need Jiminy Cricket
sitting on my shoulder
601
00:36:21,904 --> 00:36:24,141
telling me what I should
and shouldn't do. That's...
602
00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:26,131
... why I didn't want you
here in the first place.
603
00:36:26,264 --> 00:36:28,325
It's simple, Case.
Someone cheats on you,
604
00:36:28,424 --> 00:36:29,448
and you dump them.
605
00:36:29,544 --> 00:36:31,776
I appreciate your idealism,
606
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,248
but you'll learn you left
black and white back in high school.
607
00:36:35,441 --> 00:36:37,314
It's shades of gray
from here on out.
608
00:36:37,525 --> 00:36:39,787
Doing the right thing
isn't always the right thing.
609
00:36:39,994 --> 00:36:41,103
Especially here.
610
00:36:41,306 --> 00:36:43,278
- This is my life...
- Your social life.
611
00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,091
Which is my life.
612
00:36:46,075 --> 00:36:47,905
What do you want, Rusty?
613
00:36:48,371 --> 00:36:50,841
Do you want me to lose everything
that I've worked so hard for
614
00:36:51,014 --> 00:36:52,731
because Evan screwed up?
615
00:36:53,728 --> 00:36:55,801
Do you want me to
become a social piranha?
616
00:36:56,998 --> 00:36:58,035
Pariah.
617
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,285
What ? I don't...
I don't know what you're saying.
618
00:37:01,439 --> 00:37:04,035
Pariah. Social pariah...
619
00:37:04,165 --> 00:37:05,790
How did you think it was piranha?
620
00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:07,864
No one wants to hang out
with a piranha.
621
00:37:12,629 --> 00:37:14,902
What the hell's a pariah?
622
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,636
I won't judge you.
623
00:37:26,832 --> 00:37:28,826
I just want to be
part of your life.
624
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:32,396
Okay.
625
00:37:33,532 --> 00:37:34,607
Really?
626
00:37:36,429 --> 00:37:39,021
Thank you
for defending my honor.
627
00:37:39,768 --> 00:37:40,903
You're welcome.
628
00:37:42,161 --> 00:37:43,216
Does your eye hurt?
629
00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:45,168
No.
630
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:48,093
Do you remember the last person
who gave me a black eye?
631
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,038
Yeah.
632
00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:52,464
Me.
633
00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:58,856
Fore.
634
00:38:00,675 --> 00:38:01,731
Spitter!
635
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,464
A fine day for nine holes,
wouldn't you say?
636
00:38:04,618 --> 00:38:05,776
Indeed, Cappie, indeed.
637
00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:07,589
What brings you
to our fair house?
638
00:38:07,801 --> 00:38:09,023
I think I'm gonna need a putter
639
00:38:09,171 --> 00:38:11,544
and a screwdriver
for this shot, pledge.
640
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,256
Well, I... I wanted
to talk to you.
641
00:38:14,695 --> 00:38:17,327
I know I missed the deadline
for bid acceptance,
642
00:38:17,806 --> 00:38:19,202
but I still want to join.
643
00:38:19,441 --> 00:38:20,617
I wanna be a Kappa Tau.
644
00:38:20,976 --> 00:38:23,529
Oh, too late, buddy.
We've already reached our quota.
645
00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:28,115
You were supposed to let us
know by last night. Look at that.
646
00:38:29,431 --> 00:38:30,548
But I was in jail.
647
00:38:31,186 --> 00:38:32,793
Really?
For what?
648
00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:34,053
Bar fight.
649
00:38:34,183 --> 00:38:36,126
- Anyone good?
- Evan Chambers.
650
00:38:38,176 --> 00:38:39,391
- Who started it?
- He did.
651
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:41,718
- Who ended it?
- Guess I did.
652
00:38:44,869 --> 00:38:45,923
You, uh...
653
00:38:47,132 --> 00:38:48,488
hit him with one of these?
654
00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:50,442
Pledge paddle.
655
00:38:51,479 --> 00:38:52,636
Would you excuse us, pledge?
656
00:38:53,992 --> 00:38:55,707
Is that part of the
whole hazing thing?
657
00:38:55,915 --> 00:38:57,182
Calling'em "pledge"?
658
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,812
No. Can't remember his name.
659
00:39:01,317 --> 00:39:03,340
So the only person that can
overturn a missed deadline
660
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:04,947
is the president of the fraternity.
661
00:39:06,027 --> 00:39:07,224
But aren't you the president?
662
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:09,439
Oh, yes I am.
663
00:39:10,032 --> 00:39:11,088
And...
664
00:39:11,628 --> 00:39:12,904
I've considered your appeal.
665
00:39:15,536 --> 00:39:16,733
The course awaits.
666
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,137
Let's go, pledge.
667
00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:32,562
You know,
the thing for me is,
668
00:39:32,727 --> 00:39:34,317
I don't know how
to open up.
669
00:39:35,767 --> 00:39:36,824
I hide.
670
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,351
So is this the extent of hazing?
671
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:43,863
I wasn't finished
opening up, Rusty.
672
00:39:44,513 --> 00:39:46,847
But to answer your question, no.
You have a lot of hell ahead of you.
673
00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:49,623
Look, Cappie, I got my first class
tomorrow at 8 :00 am,
674
00:39:49,966 --> 00:39:52,049
- so I probably...
- You registered for an 8 :00 am?
675
00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:54,289
Oh, wow. You are screwed, man.
676
00:39:54,569 --> 00:39:56,204
Dad would be so proud.
677
00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:58,266
Look,
678
00:39:58,421 --> 00:39:59,675
Evan and I talked
a lot about this,
679
00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:02,668
and we agreed we don't want things
to be awkward between us.
680
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,192
Now that you're here,
681
00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,238
you both are gonna be
a part of my life,
682
00:40:06,389 --> 00:40:08,102
and I really want you
to get along.
683
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,390
Look, Case, it's not that
Evan and I don't get along.
684
00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:13,137
- It's more the fact that...
- She wasn't talking to you, dumbass.
685
00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:22,735
I think she meant me.
686
00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,034
Right?
687
00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:27,880
Rusty.
688
00:40:27,991 --> 00:40:31,099
I hope you and I can grow
to be, if nothing else,
689
00:40:31,454 --> 00:40:32,585
great friends.
690
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,111
Truce?
691
00:40:38,949 --> 00:40:40,008
Truce.
692
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:42,679
I owe you one.
693
00:40:44,273 --> 00:40:46,742
Well, then.
Let's make it official.
694
00:40:47,527 --> 00:40:49,194
Drink on it, huh?
695
00:40:49,423 --> 00:40:50,445
Like men?
696
00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:51,917
Thanks, Cappie.
697
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,918
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